1. No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.
Alice
2. I’ve been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan.
Edward
3. Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
Jacob
4. Where before there was just one thing I could not live without, now there were two.
Jacob
5. Don’t let me fall, Dad.
Bella
6. I’m not going to hang around and watch you die, Bella.
Jacob
7. I feel just horrible, leaving you to cook for yourself – it’s practically criminal negligence. You could arrest me.
Bella
8. The moment Bella’s heart stops beating, I will be begging you to kill me.
Edward
9. Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.
Emmett
10. I tell you, if I could get rid of the voices in my head, being a wolf would be about perfect.
Jacob
11. You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.
Edward
12. Do you belong to a coven now, Jacob?
Sam
13. Don’t take too long, Mrs. Cullen.
Edward
14. You think I’m just going to sit home while my little brother volunteers as a vampire chew toy?
Leah
15. Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.
Edward
16. Even you, Jacob Black, cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.
Edward
17. Over my pile of ashes.
Rosalie
18. I’m not going to lie, Bells. You’re hideous.
Jacob
19. This isn’t about them. This is about Bella. She has never been the one for you, she had never chosen you, but you continue to destroy your life for her!
Sam
20. That will be my goal, then – to be less annoying than Paul.
Leah
21. Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Bella
22. You’ll be my sister officially in ten short hours… it’s about time you get over this aversion to new clothes.
Alice
23. Stop blubbering, Bella. You’ll ruin your dress. It’s just me.
Jacob
24. You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
Rosalie
25. Why am I covered in feathers?
Bella
26. You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Emmett
27. I’m not ready for you to kill me yet, Jacob Black. You’ll have to have a little patience.
Emmett
28. I’m happier now, as a part of your pack, than I have been in years.
Leah
29. Ew. Someone put the dog out.
Rosalie
30. Bells, we’re up to bat.
Charlie
31. You stay with me now, Bella! Do you hear me? Stay! You’re not leaving me! Keep your heart beating!
Jacob
32. You are killing my buzz, Edward.
Bella
33. Why do you always have to love the wrong things, Bella?
Jacob
34. The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee.
Jacob
Alice
2. I’ve been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan.
Edward
3. Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
Jacob
4. Where before there was just one thing I could not live without, now there were two.
Jacob
5. Don’t let me fall, Dad.
Bella
6. I’m not going to hang around and watch you die, Bella.
Jacob
7. I feel just horrible, leaving you to cook for yourself – it’s practically criminal negligence. You could arrest me.
Bella
8. The moment Bella’s heart stops beating, I will be begging you to kill me.
Edward
9. Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.
Emmett
10. I tell you, if I could get rid of the voices in my head, being a wolf would be about perfect.
Jacob
11. You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.
Edward
12. Do you belong to a coven now, Jacob?
Sam
13. Don’t take too long, Mrs. Cullen.
Edward
14. You think I’m just going to sit home while my little brother volunteers as a vampire chew toy?
Leah
15. Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.
Edward
16. Even you, Jacob Black, cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.
Edward
17. Over my pile of ashes.
Rosalie
18. I’m not going to lie, Bells. You’re hideous.
Jacob
19. This isn’t about them. This is about Bella. She has never been the one for you, she had never chosen you, but you continue to destroy your life for her!
Sam
20. That will be my goal, then – to be less annoying than Paul.
Leah
21. Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Bella
22. You’ll be my sister officially in ten short hours… it’s about time you get over this aversion to new clothes.
Alice
23. Stop blubbering, Bella. You’ll ruin your dress. It’s just me.
Jacob
24. You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
Rosalie
25. Why am I covered in feathers?
Bella
26. You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Emmett
27. I’m not ready for you to kill me yet, Jacob Black. You’ll have to have a little patience.
Emmett
28. I’m happier now, as a part of your pack, than I have been in years.
Leah
29. Ew. Someone put the dog out.
Rosalie
30. Bells, we’re up to bat.
Charlie
31. You stay with me now, Bella! Do you hear me? Stay! You’re not leaving me! Keep your heart beating!
Jacob
32. You are killing my buzz, Edward.
Bella
33. Why do you always have to love the wrong things, Bella?
Jacob
34. The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee.
Jacob